I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS IM SO SORRY I JUST REALLY WANTED TO WRITE A BLOWJOB CAUSE IT’S BEEN FOREVER SINCE I HAVE AND I SHOUL DHAVE BEEN DOING HOMEWORK BUT HERE THIS IS INSTEAD IM SORRY

Gomen for OOC and terrible smut writing weh ; o ;

also yeah idk how to end things hahahahahaha

UH

Paring: GobixAce
Warning: Dubcon, blowjob, bad writing

ha ha ha haha ha ha ha sorry duney babs (plz dont laugh too much ah ah)

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Anonymous: Dear person I’m jealous of,

(there’s actually a lot of people but i’ll just do one)

You’re everything I have ever wanted to be.

You are pretty. You are so very smart.

You’re tall and white and fit everything my dreams say I should be.

We’re different. I know that. I can’t be you because I’m me.

But that doesn’t mean I always want to be.

Everyone knows your genius for what it is, but no one knows mine. Although you acknowledge it, I’m afraid no one else ever will.

I admire you as much as I envy you. I am grateful you’re friends with me, it means a lot.

It means I have to be some good right?

Your friend, Cris.

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Poetry,
you make me laugh
with your awkward posture and
your non rhyming gait.
The way you watch the world behind reserved eyes,
holding your tongue, your judgement,
lost in your world - and although
You laugh at the jokes and participate in discussions,
For the most part, you look lonely.

I want to know you.

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I don’t really agree with this essay anymore but here it is

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Four Short Essays over other essays lmfao oops

they are also bad

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Also not very good ha ha ha

This was obviously first semester because i suck at essay writing (i really really do)

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Olllld essay, kinda bad

i don’t like it too much but oh well u v u

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Posting old essays I did last year aw ye

;)

LAUGH OUT LOUD

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my children’s book featuring my pokekids and tami and ace

u w u

<3 will eventually post to dA

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I am not a “writer”.

My words do not echo in the soul

My words have never changed a person’s life

They are simple phrases of simple thoughts

I may not be as complex as people think

My name is misspelled

My face, easily forgotten.

There are no feelings that matter in my heart.

The words on paper don’t matter if no one is reading them

or they do not understand the awkward metaphor about life.

The worst offense is interpretation.

I do not know my own words.

Can you guess the meaning behind these scribbles

or understand why the curtains are blue?

I have always wanted to be a writer.

The power of my dreams propelling my pen

or the influence of my love keeping someone alive.

But

my words hold no echo,

they do not resonate,

no one is inspired,

and no one is saved.

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meexart:

Humanstuck Gamzee and Tavros

accidentally fic&#8217;d
It hadn&#8217;t been long since you started dating, but the two of you had been friends for so long it felt natural to date anyway. You were so happy because he looked happy and if he was happy then there could not be anything bad in the world. Tavros was the love you had been waiting for. He took care of you when you got sick, even if you had butlers and servants for that; he brushed your hair everyday because he knew you wouldn&#8217;t do it. Karkat didn&#8217;t understand, but then, no one did. How had it happened that it was him you had always wanted, needed? Sure, he poked fun of you from time to time, but a little teasing was never bad. Besides, just like he took care of you, you did the same for him.
Right now, for instance, the two of you waited outside his apartment for his father to return. Tavros was never given a house key, and even though he insisted he&#8217;d be fine, you would never leave him alone. Luckily, it was a warm Autumn day and so, there you sat, holding hands.
You feel his hold slacken and you open your eyes to look at him. How peaceful and gentle and wonderful and angelic and perfect he looked; his soft breathing was the best music in the entire world.
You smile because damn, are you lucky to be in love with your best friend. You&#8217;re even luckier because your best friend is in love with you.

meexart:

Humanstuck Gamzee and Tavros

accidentally fic’d

It hadn’t been long since you started dating, but the two of you had been friends for so long it felt natural to date anyway. You were so happy because he looked happy and if he was happy then there could not be anything bad in the world. Tavros was the love you had been waiting for. He took care of you when you got sick, even if you had butlers and servants for that; he brushed your hair everyday because he knew you wouldn’t do it. Karkat didn’t understand, but then, no one did. How had it happened that it was him you had always wanted, needed? Sure, he poked fun of you from time to time, but a little teasing was never bad. Besides, just like he took care of you, you did the same for him.

Right now, for instance, the two of you waited outside his apartment for his father to return. Tavros was never given a house key, and even though he insisted he’d be fine, you would never leave him alone. Luckily, it was a warm Autumn day and so, there you sat, holding hands.

You feel his hold slacken and you open your eyes to look at him. How peaceful and gentle and wonderful and angelic and perfect he looked; his soft breathing was the best music in the entire world.

You smile because damn, are you lucky to be in love with your best friend. You’re even luckier because your best friend is in love with you.

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Oh, look I wrote a thing!

Karaoke Night
Pairing: EriDave, hinted at JohnDave, hinted at EriSol
Rating: PG-13 (language???)
Universe: AU Humanstuck

i think this might be a oneshot…maybe something more??
anyway, I just had an idea of karaoking earlier tonight and i really just had to write it and i dont think anyone knows or appreciates my love for eridave (or any ships with these two ha haha sorry)

so here is something mixing those two together

(songs sung in this can be found here and here <: )

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I told you I would do it…

But now I am tired and going to sleep

good nightttttt

Pairing: Gobi / Ace
Rating: PG
Random shittttt

sorry for OOC

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uhh someone in the pbj tag was asking for library sex

and i think others already did it, but i wanted to give it a try, cause it’s been so long since i wrote smut??? anyway yeah

pairing: PBJ (gamtav)
Rating: NC-17 (sexual)
Universe: Humanstuck/highschool!stuck AU

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On A Date

Pairing: Erisol
Rating: PG-13 (Some language)
Universe: AU Humanstuck
Done for the OTP 30 Day Challenge, day four (for which I will do different pairings cause i have too many OTPs sorry)

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